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LUNACY

I GOT A 4XL SO THAT I CAN WEAR THE MOON TEE LIKE A TEAPOT COZY WITH MY ARMS INSIDE. What can I say, the creeps creep away, backwards. What more? It's a high quality fabric with impeccable printing.

Safeena
"Please Don't Kill Us Moon" Long-Sleeved t-shirt

"Doing Tasks" poster

Katherine Byrum
"Doing Tasks" poster
Well, I fucking love it

Refer to title

Zidana Nance
"I Serve The Bees Now" Patch
Brutally honest bumper sticker

This sticker about my love making ability makes me laugh every time I look at it.

Jef Farnsworth
"Making Love" bumper sticker
Favorite+New+Tee

Bought+several+tees+for+my+friends+and+myself%2C+and+the+quality+and+designs+have+all+been+great%21+Coming+back+for+more.+May+all+tees+be+Arcane+Bullshit+tees.+

Ser Fai
"Mourning The Vibe" Unisex t-shirt
The imps made me do it

All the imps I drew made me buy this sticker and honestly they were right

Laura villarreal
"Drawing Imps" Round Sticker

shipping protection-package got here safe and unbent

Anonymous
Shipping Protection
Has Worked Everytime I've Been Pulled Over

they don't want you to know about this foolproof method for avoiding traffic stops

LJ
"Fanciful Reveries" bumper sticker
Sad but true

This shirt says it all. I'll be at the hive if you need me.

Shirt was exactly as pictured. Great customer service too!

Brandy E
"I Serve The Bees Now" Unisex t-shirt
Sufficiently surprising mystery pack

I got 5 prints, they're all heckin weird.

Claire
Misprinted Poster Mystery 5-Pack!
Cool fun

Love it

Katherine Byrum
"Cry at Work" Poster
art for wearing

it’s perfect for wearing outside, i love it

gabriella
"Reduce, Reuse, Reanimate" T-shirt
So squiggly.

I’m not sure if I have anything worthy of having this attached to it….
Possible options include:
- tuxedo
- commemorative Princess Diana tea towel. She was pretty squiggly.
- the inside of my opposite neighbours curtains, so that I might see it every morning.

Laura H
"Too Wiggly" Patch
Maybe TOO wiggly?

I don’t think I even want to wear anything else. Not even pants.

Laura H
"Centipede" Long-Sleeved t-shirt
Now everyone knows how I feel about centipedes.

My need for pede has been sated. For now….

Laura H
"Too Wiggly" Transparent Vinyl Sticker