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"Thinking About Centipedes" bumper sticker
"Thinking About Centipedes" bumper sticker
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Can’t stop thinking about centipedes while driving? Get this 10″ x 3″ matte vinyl bumper sticker. The perfect sticker to explain your frantic vehicular squiggling!
I wonder, are the centipedes thinking of you too?
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I'm having a hard time thinking about this review because, you guessed it, I'm daydreaming about being covered in centipedes (again...). Wiggle wiggle crawl, slither, itchy ouch. Having this bumper sticker on my car brings me closer to humans for a few brief minutes: I see people jumping out of their cars to take pictures of it, teenagers and mothers laughing and pointing, and middle aged ladies quietly discussing the meaning, concluding with "I don't get it." I'll keep thinking about centipedes, so why not keep replacing my (literally) stolen "Thinking about centipedes" bumper stickers?
Believe it or not, my dad is an actual myriapodologist and also has a tendency of driving weird so this sticker was practically made for him. I gifted it to him 3 Christmases ago. It's still not on his car. Disappointing. (I mean, it's the greatest gift of all time and yet it's gathering dust in a drawer somewhere.)
"Thinking About Centipedes" bumper sticker