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Arcane Bullshit

"I Had Seven Coffees" Unisex t-shirt

"I Had Seven Coffees" Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $35.00 CAD
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Once you've ascended to the Seventh Sphere of caffeination, no foe can harm you. That is just a plain fact, and yet many are unaware. Enter: this shirt, which exudes awareness.

• Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 blank tees
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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Tilty Bird
Factual and stylish

My partner received this shirt with the greatest impish glee. It is factual as he frequently will consume seven coffees and therefore become unstoppably powerful. Now strangers will have the warning before choosing to engage