PREORDER: "Panic Amidst The Dunes" Bumper Sticker

Take some dunes, mix some gravel in, that's the way I like unravellin'. Haha that is not a good rhyme. Is it? Is it good? No. Sorry. This is a sticker for people who are sad in the sand.

These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl! They should endure all of your complicated and masterful vehicular maneuvers.

THIS IS A PREORDER item, which means it will ship once production is completed in August 2026. If your order contains other things, they will all ship together.