“Besieged” Patch

Modern horrors abound, and yet we're all expected to just fall in line and never wear a piece of embroidery that exposes our vulnerability to the metaphorical siege warfare of existence? Slings and arrows? Haha, yeah. I do suffer those. I suffer all the damn time.

This handsome embroidered patch measures about 9 cm. It features an iron-on backing and comes packaged with a cute little card, for your safety and amusement.