PREORDER: "Sigh Loudly in an Old Growth Forest" Bumper Sticker

Does morose rhyme with forest? Not really. Do I want it to? Yes. Can a bumper sticker express all of your innermost desires? Also yes. Does the mayor of Ducktown wear a little cape? Probably. We need to investigate further.

These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl! They should endure all of your complicated and masterful vehicular maneuvers.

THIS IS A PREORDER item, which means it will ship once production is completed in August 2026. If your order contains other things, they will all ship together.