Shitty nonsense for nonserious people.
Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, or butlers.
STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN!
My first ever book is FINALLY here. It is not good. Please buy, but don't look.
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from 180 reviewsHonestly, a spiritual experience.
There weren't any computers in here or any ducks either.
Comfortable and loose fitting, looks great.
Thank you, love my honk FM sticker. Love to spread the word about this honk worthy honk station! Got a couple other stickers as well that are just chef kiss! And they came quickly and safely. Thank you again!
As a result of this Most Supreme Tee entering my life, and the consequence of my eternally living in it, my close sibling is now the proud owner of a tank full of Specialty Isopods, and they are her true friends, and eat only of the precious morsels she feeds them, and they do bless her in gratitude with their happy wiggles. Thusly I inform you; the future is unwritten, but IN POD WE TRUST. I beseech thee; IMAGINE ISOPODS.
(Top quality, fits great, wish I had a second one. Get lots of compliments. 10/10)
Touching Grass is now 2% more fun!
I give it 5 blades out of a lawn.
I curse god for damning me to this dearth of torsos.
Great quality hat and stitching. The centipedes contrast nicely with the black color. The label is great at the back in case others wonder how many centipedes are on your hat.
If you are like the many persons disenfranchised by the wealthy ruling class, and struggle for a way to show your disdain for them, look no further! BE WARNED, THIS IS GREAT POWER, USE RESPONSIBLY. Also it fits great.
They sent my sticker on an aeroplane to Australia. I do not yet have a Moon one (sorry moon) so I have to hide at night
It’s funny because it says Computers but it shows ducks. I like computers and ducks so it is ideal for me. If you want people to think you are a peasant get the black and white version. I got the Limited Edition 5 colour camo screenprint. Although it is hard to see it is more prestigious.
Money is the root of all evil so I have been saved from damnation. The poster is in my entrance hall and so stands as a warning to all who enter my domain. Give all your money to the turtle or be damned.
My son loved it and couldn't believe I had found something so perfect for him. He couldn't stop laughing, which I take as a good sign.
Despite the extremely unsavory features of this town, I looked, and looked again, and looked AGAIN. It just got more and more alarming with every page, and yet I did not stop. Though warned, I did not stop.
This town is not a good town.
My roommate has a shrinp tattoo and but she needs many more shinps on her body for protection, hope this helps.
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