Please allow up to two weeks (10 business days) for your order to be processed and shipped out. On good weeks I can do it faster than that, but I’m just one person with the average number of arms. If you’ve got questions about your recently-placed order, use the contact form on this website to contact me! Make sure you quote your full name and/or order number.
Arcane Bullshit is proudly based in Toronto, Canada. Home of infinite crushing winter, and the world’s most average-sized sky phallus! Shipping to Canada is no problem at all.
- Once I send out your package, shipping anywhere in Canada (despite its icy vastness) is NORMALLY possible within 2-8 business days
- All Canadian shipments are tracked. If you don’t receive a tracking number when you get your shipping confirmation, let us know.
- I know that in many cases it would be cheaper to send packages using regular mail, but I don’t do that. All shipments are tracked.
- I don’t accept any responsibility for shipments lost by the carrier. In some cases, your shipment may be insured and you can reach out for information regarding a replacement.
US & International Shipping
- We ship just about anyplace on earth. If you do not see postage listed for your order, contact us at email@example.com and we can likely figure something out.
- Customers are responsible for any duty /import charges or additional fees (if applicable) upon delivery.
- I don’t accept any responsibility for shipments lost by the carrier. In some cases, your shipment may be insured and you can reach out for information regarding a replacement. Consider purchasing Route package protection if you'd like an extra layer of certainty that your shipment will be replaced if lost in transit.