"Greek Yogurt" Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker

Newsflash, idiot: hoarding expired yogurts because you overestimated your enjoyment of gloopy fermented dairy products and feel too guilty to throw them out actually makes you TOUGH AS FUCK. You don't have to explain yourself to anyone, big dog.

This black-and-white vinyl sticker is backed with a permanent adhesive and should be durable enough for indoor and outdoor silliness.