"Fight This Thing With a Sword" Enamel Pin

Did you know that transformer towers look like they're standing still, but they're actually moving at an inperceptibly slow speed? Maybe you didn't know that because I just made it up. In any case, you should attack these things just for existing and also for looming ominously.

This handsome enamel pin is made of metal with black nickel plating and measures about 3cm x 3cm. It features a deluxe locking clasp and comes packaged on a cute little card, for your safety and amusement.