"Discount Bats" Unisex t-shirt
"Discount Bats" Unisex t-shirt
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Okay, so I LOVE bats!!! I hesitate to wear this out and about with the 666 (there are so many "Christians" in my neck of the woods) because they are so judgy. It may be my private (at home) bat shirt or my pjs. I still love it and want to wear it to church (to see the reactions)....and yet I may have to sleep with the bats.
Thanks to the discovery of Arcane Bullshit I have been able to properly live my dream of festooning my partner in all the glory of these noble value priced sky rats. Without resorting to pesky therapy, we are that much closer to feeling complete. Thank you A.B.!
perfect
Looks good, fits right, holds up well to washing. It doesn’t come with a free bat, but what does these days?
There's a tiny, very small town approximately two hours away that has a Vince's Shaved Ice storefront. I've never had a reason to go in there. I assume that particular proprietor does not offer Bats of any kind. I'm not certain the shop actually is open anymore. Shame, really--the tee shirt would have that extra punch of verisimilitude beyond what it already does.
The review title is true; this is my favorite graphic tee.