Arcane Bullshit
"Discount Bats" Unisex t-shirt
"Discount Bats" Unisex t-shirt
Heads up! This is a print-on-demand item, so it may ship separately from other items in your order. We also cannot offer returns or exchanges, so make sure you check the size guide below!
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Looks good, fits right, holds up well to washing. It doesn’t come with a free bat, but what does these days?
There's a tiny, very small town approximately two hours away that has a Vince's Shaved Ice storefront. I've never had a reason to go in there. I assume that particular proprietor does not offer Bats of any kind. I'm not certain the shop actually is open anymore. Shame, really--the tee shirt would have that extra punch of verisimilitude beyond what it already does.
The review title is true; this is my favorite graphic tee.
this shirt was responsible for the only positive intereaction i have had with the TSA. i was going through security and the TSA officer looked at my shop, nodded, and said "does Vince sell all kinds of bats?" i said "yes, all at a discount," and she waved me through. thanks shirt
Good quality and a great fit. On the down side, weirdos keep wanting to talk to me about it, on the plus side I AM a weirdo so its nice to have people wanting to talk to me.
Price, value, selection… nobody even comes close. NOBODY!