Shitty nonsense for strange and mysterious individuals.
Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, bread wizards, wheat barons, slug danglers, errant knaves, pheasant poachers, people who are trapped in a shrinking glass cube, Jervis Montcalm-Sprinkles III (specifically,) chasm ghouls, or spooky butlers.
STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN!
My first ever book is here. It is not good. Please buy, but don't look.
Bullshit Stickers
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"Follow Me to a Cursed Bog" bumper sticker
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"Ponder the Infinite" Rainbow Chrome Sticker
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"Siren Stuff" Round Vinyl Sticker
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"On My Way To Lick All The Crystals" Round Sparkle Sticker
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Cosmic overlords bumper stickers
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"Cry Near a Lighthouse" bumper sticker
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"Doing Tasks" Round Vinyl Sticker
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"Too Wiggly" Transparent Vinyl Sticker
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Let customers speak for us
from 205 reviewsEffin hilarious. I cannot wait to gift this to my equestrian loving- soon-to-be veterinarian cousin. and I hope she wears this to work one day and tries to be serious & respectable while wearing it.
This centipede bumper sticker transforms all who see it.
A highly entertaining product.
Good quality and such a fun design. Thanks!
"I Had Seven Coffees" Unisex t-shirt
The universe conspired mightily to ensure that this and several other stickers i ordered did not make their way into my possession! Oh how I wished they arrived before I moved, or after the change of address had truly taken effect! But alas, they arrived the day I moved and my ex-landlord threw the stickers away, or used them for their own vile merriment! 5 Stars.
Put poster up.
Bee left.
Life better.
Excellently challenging for those warm milk drinkers. Who deserve to be challenged.
It’s beautiful. Stunning, actually. I’ve never had a shirt before like it.
It fits so nicely. I wore it roller skating. I didn’t even fall.
I owe it all to Stephanie Raisins. 💕
"I Serve The Bees Now" Unisex t-shirt
My daughter stole it from me :)
I received a notification that my package was delivered the very day I moved out of my old apartment. I assume the landlord threw the package away, since there seemed to be nothing there when I when back to retrieve my car. 5 stars
love the print, good quality
my god, do the Desperate Times Call For Despair? — but are nicely softened due to Arcane BS’s gorgeous, therapeutic products? YES. I’d already bought the same print on a t-shirt a while back, so I knew it was one of my favs in their inventory. The woven blanket?? Worth every gotdamned penny. When it arrived, it was SO much better than i’d imagined. Absolutely gorgeous, huge, heavy in that high-end material/wovenness (just made that word up?) way, but not so much that its still not cozy, but breathable when i overheat (which i do often). Annnnywho… it is f’in PERFECT. I love it so much. THANK YOU!!!!!
LOVE the jumbo totes! They hold so much and are so cute and fun!

