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"Please Don't Kill Us Moon" Long-Sleeved t-shirt

"Please Don't Kill Us Moon" Long-Sleeved t-shirt

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Like tides, magic, and sadness, this shirt was created by the Moon. Show everyone that you love the moon but are also scared of it by wearing this shirt.

Please check the SIZING GUIDE prior to ordering, because we can’t exchange sizes.

  • Magical 3-colour design on a black long-sleeved shirt
  • 100% cotton
  • Sizes are unisex (see sizing guide here) and LIMITED

Printed with love in Canada, this 3-colour long-sleeved shirt is a great way to show your allegiance to LUNA, the large pale nighttime sky sphere.

We ship worldwide. Please allow up to 8 business days for your order to be processed and shipped. For more info, please see our Shipping Policy.

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JC
Hail night orb

Before I wore this, I swear the moon was out to get me. But since putting it on just once, the moon hasn’t killed me, yet, so something must be working. Plus my friends all chant “hail night orb” these days too.

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Sigmund Void
Hardly dead at all

Bought this shirt back in 2021 and can confirm the moon hasn’t killed me or my loved ones (yet)

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Sascha
It raises questions

Not from me, I think it's perfectly self-explanatory. But the general public has many questions when I wear this shirt. The most common question is "Does it glow in the dark?" and the answer is no. The second most common question is "What?" and I think people have to answer that for themselves.

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Nick
Comfort And Obscurity!

When I wear this shirt I am surrounded by materials. Moreso than usual. Verifiably touching things. Almost no one gasps and yells “Is that the moon?” when I wear it in airports.

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Izzymonkey
Great shirt - I feel kinda special wearing it

It's like the Moon makes it more special, y'know? Some of that rubs off on the wearer (the special, not anything weird). I was going to dock a star in the rating for no glowing Moon, but that's not the shirt's fault. I just want that Moon to glow. In my imagination, it does.