Arcane Bullshit
"Please Don't Kill Us Moon" Long-Sleeved t-shirt
"Please Don't Kill Us Moon" Long-Sleeved t-shirt
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Like tides, magic, and sadness, this shirt was created by the Moon. Show everyone that you love the moon but are also scared of it by wearing this shirt.
Please check the SIZING GUIDE prior to ordering, because we can’t exchange sizes.
- Magical 3-colour design on a black long-sleeved shirt
- 100% cotton
- Sizes are unisex (see sizing guide here) and LIMITED
Printed with love in Canada, this 3-colour long-sleeved shirt is a great way to show your allegiance to LUNA, the large pale nighttime sky sphere.
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I GOT A 4XL SO THAT I CAN WEAR THE MOON TEE LIKE A TEAPOT COZY WITH MY ARMS INSIDE. What can I say, the creeps creep away, backwards. What more? It's a high quality fabric with impeccable printing.
Before I wore this, I swear the moon was out to get me. But since putting it on just once, the moon hasn’t killed me, yet, so something must be working. Plus my friends all chant “hail night orb” these days too.
Bought this shirt back in 2021 and can confirm the moon hasn’t killed me or my loved ones (yet)
Not from me, I think it's perfectly self-explanatory. But the general public has many questions when I wear this shirt. The most common question is "Does it glow in the dark?" and the answer is no. The second most common question is "What?" and I think people have to answer that for themselves.
When I wear this shirt I am surrounded by materials. Moreso than usual. Verifiably touching things. Almost no one gasps and yells “Is that the moon?” when I wear it in airports.