"Time Theft" Jumbo Tote Bag

What if I told you there was a kind of theft that was completely victimless and actually just very fun and chill? You'd say "sign me up to work in the time theft factory!" And I'd say "well, it isn't manufactured in a factory, but I like your enthusiasm. Here, have this tote."

Product specs:

• Black ink on white cotton canvas
• 26" black canvas straps
• 20″W × 17.5″H × 7″D