Shitty nonsense for nonserious people.
Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, or butlers.
STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN!
My first ever book is FINALLY here. It is not good. Please buy, but don't look.
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from 166 reviewsMy roommate has a shrinp tattoo and but she needs many more shinps on her body for protection, hope this helps.
This is a 5 star poster.
Of course I don't own it as its sold out. But by that logic then it must be good, because you can't buy it, because everyone else did before you (and me).
So it's really good.
You should get one
My husband called me a clown once. It was a valid retort, and I wore it with pride. This sticker commemorated the moment perfectly. 15/10. Would buy again. Would gift to fellow clowntown friends.
Put this on my work laptop. It confused my boss. That was the goal. Another 15/10. Would buy again.
Made my laptop 45% more rad. 15/10. Highly recommend. Would buy again.
My horse is super cool. Actually he is a Nazgul, and I am his Ringwraith. I am able to completely and accurately read his future with this superb deck! For instance, when he asks ‘When will you get my dinner’, I expertly deal his cards, ponder them, and give him his answer from the spirit world, ‘ In 5 minutes’!! Thank you, Evan!
The art is beautifully weird, the deck is gorgeously printed. I'm generally bad at absurdism because I'm a very literal person but this helps me to unshackle my inner weirdo. I've started carrying it around with me and pulling cards at random and it helps me to process the existential terror of living in this timeline.
The bullshit in this deck lead me on a path to cure my erectile dysfunction and saved my marriage. The path? Uneven and muddy. The erectile dysfunction? My tent pitching has never been more Patagonia Approved. The marriage? Who are we kidding, that cardboard cutout of Norm MacDonald was never going anywhere.
unironically my favorite part of the kickstarter, this fun little bag of lore has proven both decorative and useful. My television had been emitting slowly rotating black vortexes in the night while I was trying to sleep. Unplugging the TV had not helped this issue, so I taped the postcard and one of the flyers (Answers are out there) to my TV as an impulsive and sleep-deprived move and have had no problems since. This ephemera bundle seems to be small, yet powerful talismans against the unknown. Carry a business card or two with you, in case.
I have been fucking around and finding out with tarot and oracle decks for many long years yet have never had quite the predictive success as with this deck of Bullshit. It has accurately predicted my current relationship months ahead of before we met, and it also consistently tells me when I'm low on Potassium (Skeleton Eating a Banana is the calling card for this, for me.)
Admittedly a bit difficult to shuffle, as there are so many cards, but this may truthfully be a bit of a user error on my end, as perhaps it is simply that my hands are ill-equipped to handle the ginormity of bullshit this deck has to offer. Alas. It's worth the effort though, and the card stock is very sturdy; you can definitely throw them into a tornado, probably, and expect that they will emerge mostly intact somewhere new. Possibly. I'm not in tornado country and frankly like the deck too much to experiment with this, but my point is, the cards will not rip easily.
On a serious note, this deck genuinely is great for increasing your intuitive readership abilities. I wasn't joking when I said I predicted my current relationship with this deck (a positive, so far.) The bullshit, as with all that is mystical, magical, creative and arcane, is what you make it. This deck adds a lot of humor while helping you discover whatever that is for yourself.
"Touch The Jazz" Unisex t-shirt
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Believe it or not, my dad is an actual myriapodologist and also has a tendency of driving weird so this sticker was practically made for him. I gifted it to him 3 Christmases ago. It's still not on his car. Disappointing. (I mean, it's the greatest gift of all time and yet it's gathering dust in a drawer somewhere.)
i first found this brand as an Instagram account my friends followed at the time. over time, i kept seeing the silly images, and found the link to this mysterious website in the bio. i ended up pre-ordering the centipedes longsleeve and waiting around 2 months for it... my life CHANGED when i got this shirt (not really, i am being dramatic) BUT NONETHELESS... i have the NEED for PEDE!! i eventually came back to this website and the redbubble shop multiple times, and i now have 3 more shirts, a pin, and i bought my gf's christmas gift from here this year!! THANK YOU ARCANE BULLSHIT >:)
I bought this shirt. It arrived in great shirt condition. Within 5 minutes of wearing it I was compelled to write my first poem:
Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked
"Could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place"
I said, "Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself"
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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