"SHRINP SHIRT" Unisex t-shirt
"SHRINP SHIRT" Unisex t-shirt
Heads up! This is a print-on-demand item, so it may ship separately from other items in your order. We also cannot offer returns or exchanges, so make sure you check the size guide below!
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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My skrump t-shurt rulez.
I am the queen of crustaceans. It’s time these peasants knew not to F with me when I’m in my FN ShRiNp shirt.
I worked on a shrimp farm in Hawaii and I earn this honor. Don’t dare lie about your Shramp style. I’m legitt 🦐
Super high quality and arrived right on time
The first time I wore this shirt my grandma tried to fuck with me. She blamed me for the flea infestation in her house . Thanks to the power of the Shrinp I found the courage to fight back and say to her “no it was your fault.” She got really mad then but backed off before she died and I won so
...because I have a fuckin' amazing pink shirt that makes me feel fearless, sexy, smart, witty, dangerous, and birdlike.
There are so many shrinp shirts on the market, but this is by far the safest and most reliable of all, while still being very aesthetic in both visual and tactile aspects.