Arcane Bullshit
"Please Don't Kill Us Moon" Long-Sleeved t-shirt
"Please Don't Kill Us Moon" Long-Sleeved t-shirt
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Like tides, magic, and sadness, this shirt was created by the Moon. Show everyone that you love the moon but are also scared of it by wearing this shirt.
Please check the SIZING GUIDE prior to ordering, because we can’t exchange sizes.
- Magical 3-colour design on a black long-sleeved shirt
- 100% cotton
- Sizes are unisex (see sizing guide here) and LIMITED
Printed with love in Canada, this 3-colour long-sleeved shirt is a great way to show your allegiance to LUNA, the large pale nighttime sky sphere.
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Bought this shirt back in 2021 and can confirm the moon hasn’t killed me or my loved ones (yet)
Not from me, I think it's perfectly self-explanatory. But the general public has many questions when I wear this shirt. The most common question is "Does it glow in the dark?" and the answer is no. The second most common question is "What?" and I think people have to answer that for themselves.
When I wear this shirt I am surrounded by materials. Moreso than usual. Verifiably touching things. Almost no one gasps and yells “Is that the moon?” when I wear it in airports.
It's like the Moon makes it more special, y'know? Some of that rubs off on the wearer (the special, not anything weird). I was going to dock a star in the rating for no glowing Moon, but that's not the shirt's fault. I just want that Moon to glow. In my imagination, it does.
I bought this amazing shirt, along with the sun and the void, when it was a Kickstarter campaign and they took forever to come because Ethan got overwhelmed with the love of the whole planet and got stuck in a quagmire of boxes he had to unpack and pack to fill all the orders. I loved those shirts, and the cool little postcards and stickers. And now I get an email out of the blue and I come to the website and it's reminded me of all the other stuff I've ever wanted to buy so I guess that's where my pay is going for a month or two!