"Goblin Club" Poster

Goblin Club has lots of rules. For example, you must share your disgusting slop. And you must leave a bone in the bone jar if you take a bone from the bone jar. Simple stuff, really. But the most important rule is the first one, which is "be yourself and have fun." It's so easy to lose track of what really matters amid all the slop and bones.

That's where this poster comes in. It is 8 inches by 10 inches and printed in black ink on a textured off-white paper, and it will be a constant reminder to check in with your horrible, disgusting self.