Shitty nonsense for strange and mysterious individuals.
Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, bread wizards, wheat barons, slug danglers, errant knaves, pheasant poachers, people who are trapped in a shrinking glass cube, Jervis Montcalm-Sprinkles III (specifically,) chasm ghouls, or spooky butlers.
STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN!
My first ever book is here. It is not good. Please buy, but don't look.
Bullshit Stickers
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"Follow Me to a Cursed Bog" bumper sticker
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"Ponder the Infinite" Chrome Sticker
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"Siren Stuff" Round Vinyl Sticker
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"On My Way To Lick All The Crystals" Round Sparkle Sticker
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Cosmic overlords bumper stickers
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"Cry Near a Lighthouse" bumper sticker
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"Doing Tasks" Round Vinyl Sticker
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"Too Wiggly" Transparent Vinyl Sticker
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Let customers speak for us
from 519 reviewsNow I have a sticker that roughly approximates my commitment to bits. It’s not exact, but it’s close enough for my purposes.
Someone broke into my car and all they took was these stickers so seems like a good endorsement.
Double Rad
Birds are computers and now everyone around me knows
I am now accurately represented in current mood.
Sending this to my beekeeping friends!
Good quality bumper sticker. I haven't glued it onto my car yet because I need to wash it first (the car), but let me tell you they're gonna be honking when they see this.
Sizing was perfect, shipping didnt take an obscene amount of time, product was exactly as described. The shirt is fucking hilarious and was a hit as a Christmas gift!
Mm
Perfect bumper sticker to make that guy behind you in traffick to slow down.
Read the title
Really really good quality, huge bag, packed well.
I got these stickers for each of my kids, because they literally are imps who draw, LOL. Hilarious as always, and they immediately were placed on water bottles, keep making weird shit, we love it!
Very Slimy as promised, so slick with slime that I would have dropped it if not for the tasteful backing pin mechanism. They thought of everything!
I put this patch over my left chest on a jacket to let everyone know worms will one day live in my heart.


