Shitty nonsense for strange and mysterious individuals.
Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, bread wizards, wheat barons, slug danglers, errant knaves, pheasant poachers, people who are trapped in a shrinking glass cube, Jervis Montcalm-Sprinkles III (specifically,) chasm ghouls, or spooky butlers.
STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN!
My first ever book is here. It is not good. Please buy, but don't look.
Bullshit Stickers
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"Follow Me to a Cursed Bog" bumper sticker
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"Ponder the Infinite" Chrome Sticker
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"Siren Stuff" Round Vinyl Sticker
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"On My Way To Lick All The Crystals" Round Sparkle Sticker
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Cosmic overlords bumper stickers
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"Cry Near a Lighthouse" bumper sticker
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"Doing Tasks" Round Vinyl Sticker
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"Too Wiggly" Transparent Vinyl Sticker
Regular price $5.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 CADSale price $5.00 CAD
Let customers speak for us
from 528 reviewsAwesome Quality and just super rad! Love this company
I ordered this for my partner’s birthday. The first two shipments got lost (USPS’s fault), and I was honestly fine with a refund. Then unexpectedly I received the notification that it was resent AGAIN! The sticker came and is great quality and my partner loves it. Thanks!
I love this shirt. It brings me immense joy to wear.
I love sharing nature with others. Most people want to avoid cursed bogs, but I want to spread the joy of malicious marshland! With this sticker, I can better others can find their way to a sinister peaty wetland.
I can't say enough about how cool their stuff is. I absolutely love the stickers and the tote bags are made really well. Definitely would be buying more weird and wacky stuff from them in the future!
Swoops confirmed unlimited. God successfully mocked. We thank you for the hard work. And the swoops.
I absolutely love their humour. Their goods I bought, crack me up every single day. Who are these weird Canadian masterminds behind this strange and ungodly rethoricic? Absolutely love it. Customer service is also fantastic. A great group of folks running this show.
Love this store so much
Bought two, one for myself and one for a friend. Both of us adore them and the print and the tote are SUCH good quality!
Now I have a sticker that roughly approximates my commitment to bits. It’s not exact, but it’s close enough for my purposes.
Someone broke into my car and all they took was these stickers so seems like a good endorsement.
Double Rad
Birds are computers and now everyone around me knows
I am now accurately represented in current mood.
Sending this to my beekeeping friends!


