Shitty nonsense for strange and mysterious individuals.
Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, bread wizards, wheat barons, slug danglers, errant knaves, pheasant poachers, people who are trapped in a shrinking glass cube, Jervis Montcalm-Sprinkles III (specifically,) chasm ghouls, or spooky butlers.
STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN!
My first ever book is here. It is not good. Please buy, but don't look.
Bullshit Stickers
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"Follow Me to a Cursed Bog" bumper sticker
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"Ponder the Infinite" Rainbow Chrome Sticker
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"Siren Stuff" Round Vinyl Sticker
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"On My Way To Lick All The Crystals" Round Sparkle Sticker
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Cosmic overlords bumper stickers
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"Cry Near a Lighthouse" bumper sticker
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"Too Wiggly" Transparent Vinyl Sticker
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"Doing Tasks" Round Vinyl Sticker
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Let customers speak for us
from 564 reviewsNot only is it a funny, high quality sticker, it comes in an hilarious envelope
Ok. I looked a little, but there's a sweaty 40lb hairless lemur with a Cherubesque face and sticky hands here who also wanted to look. The quality of your book was too much to risk soiling the satiny finish, so to the high shelf it goes for the present.
Been coveting this in my size ever since my best friend got one from the kickstarter but they where none once i got around to it! Lo and behold! I found it for 4$ 40(sek) second hand. that said, please make them print on demand, I love my new old shirt but its quite worn.
The book has been thoughtfully provided with a protective sleeve so that I will not open it by accident. It is made of clear plastic ash that I can clearly read the warnings
Directions: adults take one (1) to five (5) pages daily with food as a supplement to your antidepressant prescription. Warning: not for use in children under 12
You can look at it all you want. I do. I've looked at it plenty of times. I've shown it to my friends and they've looked at it. So yeah.
I thought Ephemera was a perfume, so my partner was quite confused to get it as a gift. Even though I was wrong about the perfume, the paper artifacts smelled faintly of skeleton water and corruption...but in a good way. Five stars, would smell again.
I can only assume that the real book "Stop Looking At My Tiny Town" was 3.9% financing on a quality used marsupial, because I follow directions and TOTALLY didn't look at it....but for all I know it could be ass turtles.
"Cry Near a Lighthouse" bumper sticker
womp womp oh nonononononono
7 coffes un harmable (harambe boiiiii reeeeeeee)
Epic
Everything Id hoped for!
The greatest adven-shirt is what lies on me
Bugs and more cool bugs are hi I am free
The cloth and the printing are all yours with care.
The shirt of your life is in your hands to wear.
For a book that tells you not to read it, it's absolutely fantastic. An excellent read and great artwork. Strongly recommend!
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