"The Riverbank" Woven Blanket
"The Riverbank" Woven Blanket
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Here's a blanket for seasoned investors, who prefer to keep their assets liquid.
This soft woven blanket is made of 100% pure cotton that is crafted with an intricate woven production process, making it cozy, durable, and obscenely detailed.
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But I don't have a live-in suite, so it's just been staying with me on my bed. At first I thought it would be weird, but turns out that Armnauld "Pancakes" TheGoobler (blanket's full given name) is quite a respectful roommate and not too shabby at the whole chef thing either! It keeps trying to incorporate garlic salt into my smoothies, though, so we will be having another talk about that this evening. Still, easily the best blanket I've ever owned/lived with/reluctantly employed to cook for me. Worth every penny.
Please, I wanted to wait to leave a review until after I had washed the blanket... yet somehow... when I took it out of the package The Coziness cocooned me IMMEDIATELY and I have not been able to escape since. I should have followed this blanket's advice and trusted my money to the riverbank instead of buying this blanket... tragically I am too cozy to argue anymore. I've given up. 19000/10 cozy, do not buy unless you have no plans to move at all anymore. I'm under the blanket right now as I'm writing this. I'm very hungry and would like to get up but am too cozy to move. I cannot emphasize enough how DEVASTATINGLY cozy this blanket is. I am cocooned in coze.