Arcane Bullshit
"Desperate Times Call For Despair" Unisex t-shirt
"Desperate Times Call For Despair" Unisex t-shirt
Heads up! This is a print-on-demand item, so it may ship separately from other items in your order. We also cannot offer returns or exchanges, so make sure you check the size guide below!
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Here it is, the shirt with the discouraging message for when you have exhausted all hope. Abandon hope all ye who enter this shirt!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
NOTE: Print-on-demand products can't be exchanged, so make sure you check out the size guide.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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The perfect shirt for these times. Fits as described, nice, soft material.
I got this shirt because I thought it was funny, and then subsequently bought like eight more shirts from this shop. I love it, and it helps me judge whether people are potential friends because if they think this shirt is funny, we're cool. If they are upset by the shirt, then we probably won't vibe.
Shirts run small, but their quality is great!