Arcane Bullshit
"70 Trilobites" Patch
"70 Trilobites" Patch
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People spend their entire lives searching for the key to the kingdom of heaven, but actually getting into heaven is a pretty minor sidequest and all you need is 70 trilobites. No more. No less.
Here is a ~9 cm embroidered patch in black and white with iron-on backing that's perfect for spreading the TRUTH.
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Love this patch dearly. I am busy and also bad at sewing so it will probably take me forever to actually get it attached to anything (hence why there will be no attached picture with this review), but when I do, people of all religious and non-religious backgrounds better look out! Also, $6 for only 70 trilobites is a very fair price.
I've only got about five but at least this patch will keep me on track