"You Need 70 Trilobites" Vinyl Sticker

Bible scientists have just discovered a new part of the bible where it says you can only get into heaven by collecting 70 trilobites! Christians are MAD!

This is a black and white vinyl sticker that measures 3.5" x 3.5," and NO—stickers with trilobites on them DO NOT count toward your 70. You actually have to unearth them.