About us

Arcane Bullshit makes very bad little compositions using public domain scraps and silly sounding words, then we print the things on various things.

I'm also just one person named Evan. I don't know why I said "we." I just wanted to sound cool. Please, just let me be mysterious. I just wrote a book! I feel guilty calling it a book, but it has pages and you could easily judge it by its cover if you wanted to.

I have an instagram. I can't stop making silly things.

If you're mad about an order taking a long time, this is who you're mad at: