Heads up! This is a print-on-demand item, so it may ship separately from other items in your order. We also cannot offer returns or exchanges, so make sure you check the size guide below!
Did you know about Pill Millipedes? They look kind of like terrestrial isopods, but they're not. They're millipedes. Someone on the internet corrected me the other day.
Anyway, all they want to do is eat rotting leaves and curl into little balls. They don't want colour TVs. They don't want 18 different flavours of mayonnaise. They just want to live their roly poly lives.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
4XL
34
30
58-61
5XL
35
31
62-65
SHIPPING
We ship worldwide. Please allow up to 8 business days for your order to be processed and shipped. For more info, please see our Shipping Policy.
