"The Riverbank" Patch

If you need your investments to remain liquid, flow downstream, and move with the currents of the modern economy, you need to make a deposit at the RIVERBANK! It's the only bank I trust to make my money very wet and unusable. A trout ate some of it.

Here is a ~9 cm embroidered patch in black and white with iron-on backing. Comes packaged in a neat little sack. There's a turtle on it.