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"Stop Looking At My Tiny Town" Real Book Edition
"Stop Looking At My Tiny Town" Real Book Edition
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Stop Looking at My Tiny Town is my first ever book! It began as a small, gentle meme, with an innocent 3-4 pictures, and (through a series of violent and awkward identity crises) evolved into a 64-page book. I don't know if you count the cover when you are counting pages, but I did. It's 62 if you don't count the cover, but I think this is the kind of substantial cover which should impact the page count.
As you move through the book's pages, you'll receive information which will stimulate thoughts and feelings and eventually create an idea/picture in your mind about a very bad and horrible town. The book doesn't really have a narrative structure which creates a sense of catharsis as your expectations and desires are rhythmically massaged toward resolution. It is more of just a single joke repeated over and over for just a little too long. But I think you'll like it anyway. There are pictures. And townsfolk. Not too many. Just the right amount of townsfolk.
The Real Book Edition is a real book, with all the tangible, material qualities of a book. It's printed in black ink on white paper, with a lovely hard cover and a super special laminated effect on the front cover. You will certainly agree that this is a real book.
Also, I should mention, you are NOT ALLOWED to look at this book. It is STRICTLY not permitted. I will be INCENSED! FUMING! if I find out that you have so much as darted your sneaky eyeballs in the direction of this book. You should buy it though. Buying it is ok. Just no looking.
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I looked at the tiny town, cover to cover I savoured this hilarious book. Then my phone rang and someone told me they were going to get me arrested if I didn’t send them a bunch of Apple gift cards . I didn’t send them and now I’m in jail. All because of this stupid tiny town, how did they know I looked at it?!
i have not looked at a lot of things in my time, and i can say with confidence that this is one of the most well-optimized books to not look at that i have come across.
i heard a rumor recently that the book may contain pages, so please proceed cautiously (flipping-page syndrome, double-sided ink hazards, etc)
I STARTED THE KICK ON THIS BOOK DUE TO MY RAVENOUS INTEREST IN TOWNS THAT ARE SMALL INSTEAD OF LARGE, BUT PEEKING AND VIEWING ARE DISALLOWED. I HAVE NOT READ BOOK. I BELIEVE THE CONTENTS TO BE SUPERIOR TO OTHER BOOKS.
This book is terrible. It's called "Tiny Town", but the town is not tiny enough. There are too many bad things about this town for it to be tiny. It should be tinier (by which I mean more tiny; I don't need any more tin in this town. It is the right amount of tin. It's the only good thing about the town. Should be called "The Right Amount of Tin Town".)
Anyway, 5/5 stars of badness. It is very bad, but not very tiny.
Congrats on your first endeavor into the world of author-ing Evan! I really enjoyed the book. Your collages of archaic and arcane characters and bullshit really turn it into an art piece all is own. I found it a great 420 read.