"Cry Near a Lighthouse" bumper sticker

It took 2 weeks to get here but worth the wait.

This was so funny and shipped fast. Love it!

I HAVE CHOSEN TO AFIX THIS TO MY CAR, BECAUSE I DISCOVERED ONE HALF OF IT IS VERY STICKY (THE BACK HALF). I CHOSE NOT TO PUT IT OVER THE GLASS VIEWPORT ON THE FRONT OF MY CAR, BECAUSE I USE THAT PART FOR SEEING OUT.
"CRY NEAR A LIGHTHOUSE!??" (SPOKEN IN A DISAPPOINTED TONE) THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SAID WHEN SHE READ THIS STICKER.

I don't have a car. But I bought the bumper sticker. I like to look at it in my sticker collection in a shoe box and imagine another person with this sticker on their car, and how amused I would be to see it

Someone stole this off my car only days after I put it there.