Arcane Bullshit Oracle Deck (3rd Edition)

I've given this three stars as I asked the Oracle Deck (which I bought before it was sold out and I'm sorry you can't have one now) how many stars I should give it.
But after I pulled three cards I was non the wiser till I realised that was the answer.
3, the magic number.

I'd like to have given it 5 but the cards are always right, it's really spooky.

My horse is super cool. Actually he is a Nazgul, and I am his Ringwraith. I am able to completely and accurately read his future with this superb deck! For instance, when he asks ‘When will you get my dinner’, I expertly deal his cards, ponder them, and give him his answer from the spirit world, ‘ In 5 minutes’!! Thank you, Evan!

The art is beautifully weird, the deck is gorgeously printed. I'm generally bad at absurdism because I'm a very literal person but this helps me to unshackle my inner weirdo. I've started carrying it around with me and pulling cards at random and it helps me to process the existential terror of living in this timeline.

The bullshit in this deck lead me on a path to cure my erectile dysfunction and saved my marriage. The path? Uneven and muddy. The erectile dysfunction? My tent pitching has never been more Patagonia Approved. The marriage? Who are we kidding, that cardboard cutout of Norm MacDonald was never going anywhere.

I have been fucking around and finding out with tarot and oracle decks for many long years yet have never had quite the predictive success as with this deck of Bullshit. It has accurately predicted my current relationship months ahead of before we met, and it also consistently tells me when I'm low on Potassium (Skeleton Eating a Banana is the calling card for this, for me.)

Admittedly a bit difficult to shuffle, as there are so many cards, but this may truthfully be a bit of a user error on my end, as perhaps it is simply that my hands are ill-equipped to handle the ginormity of bullshit this deck has to offer. Alas. It's worth the effort though, and the card stock is very sturdy; you can definitely throw them into a tornado, probably, and expect that they will emerge mostly intact somewhere new. Possibly. I'm not in tornado country and frankly like the deck too much to experiment with this, but my point is, the cards will not rip easily.

On a serious note, this deck genuinely is great for increasing your intuitive readership abilities. I wasn't joking when I said I predicted my current relationship with this deck (a positive, so far.) The bullshit, as with all that is mystical, magical, creative and arcane, is what you make it. This deck adds a lot of humor while helping you discover whatever that is for yourself.