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Tiny Town Coin
Tiny Town Coin
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My Tiny Town has terrible currency! There are only $1 coins. You have to carry them around in a little sack. They're too heavy! There's a typo on the town crest! Please don't look at this coin. Definitely don't look at the side that's just a PSA about scabies. I'm sorry.
This OFFICIAL Tiny Town Coin weighs about 1.8oz and measures 2" around. It's plated in a charming black nickel finish. It's also really THICK. Not recommended as a decision-making tool, or for anything at all. DO NOT LOOK.
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It's hefty and girthy, and it's all mine. You do not know where I live, so you cannot abscond with it. You may have another similar coin by participating in capitalism, but mine is safe with me. I will never let it go. Would buy again. Shit, I put my name on this review. DAMMIT!