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Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, or butlers.

STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN!
My first ever book is FINALLY here. It is not good. Please buy, but don't look.
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Pins & Patches
Decorating your jacket is so important in today's jacket-based social economy. You...
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Stop Looking At My Tiny Town
A book is a kind of word album made from slices of...
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from 313 reviewsI GOT A 4XL SO THAT I CAN WEAR THE MOON TEE LIKE A TEAPOT COZY WITH MY ARMS INSIDE. What can I say, the creeps creep away, backwards. What more? It's a high quality fabric with impeccable printing.
"Doing Tasks" poster
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This sticker about my love making ability makes me laugh every time I look at it.
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All the imps I drew made me buy this sticker and honestly they were right
shipping protection-package got here safe and unbent
they don't want you to know about this foolproof method for avoiding traffic stops
This shirt says it all. I'll be at the hive if you need me.
Shirt was exactly as pictured. Great customer service too!
I got 5 prints, they're all heckin weird.
Love it
it’s perfect for wearing outside, i love it
I’m not sure if I have anything worthy of having this attached to it….
Possible options include:
- tuxedo
- commemorative Princess Diana tea towel. She was pretty squiggly.
- the inside of my opposite neighbours curtains, so that I might see it every morning.
I don’t think I even want to wear anything else. Not even pants.
My need for pede has been sated. For now….
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