Shitty nonsense for strange and mysterious individuals.

Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, bread wizards, wheat barons, slug danglers, errant knaves, pheasant poachers, people who are trapped in a shrinking glass cube, Jervis Montcalm-Sprinkles III (specifically,) chasm ghouls, or spooky butlers.

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from 461 reviews

High quality and hilarious.

Tavia
"Follow Me to a Cursed Bog" bumper sticker

Fun stuff, love their arcane creations.

Jonathan
"Strunk And White" Unisex t-shirt

"I Serve The Bees Now" Pin

Steven Gauerke
"I Serve The Bees Now" Pin
Real good

Bees are better than most people. Pin's good too

J. Martin
"I Serve The Bees Now" Pin
Fits many bats!

It can hold about 100 bats. Maybe 50 jumbo rats if I had to guess? Love it!

Nicole Moon
"Discount Bats" jumbo tote bag
Perfect for eReaders!

Glued it to my Kindle cover and it really jazzes it up.

Dusty Reader
"Dusty Old Tomes" Patch
Scummy

Delightfully green and as large as I had hoped. A youth has already misread it as the "cumbag" which I can't fault them for, since it did make me laugh. Excellent arcane bullshit.

Becca Hologram
"Scum Bag" Tote Bag
Amazing Tee

It’s a holiday present and will not be touched until xmax.

the.jen
"It's Frog" Unisex t-shirt

"Stop Looking At My Tiny Town" eBook Edition

Sean Doherty
"Stop Looking At My Tiny Town" eBook Edition
Apology

I'm sorry. I looked. I now know the secrets of the Tiny Town.

Sara Whitehead
"Stop Looking At My Tiny Town" Real Book Edition
Very good

As a snail Samaritan I approve. Finally a company that encapsulates my values

Adam N
"Snail City" Unisex t-shirt
Great patch!

Really nailed it with this one.

Tyler
“Besieged” Patch
Great title. Asked me to review.

I stay hydrated because hell is hot. I put this sticker on my water bottle at work. Which is hell. Which is also hot. I also have purchased multiple other stickers for my apprentices and coworkers and my wife. They’re always top quality and made well. And on a not product related note the customer service was excellent the one time I had a question (slow shipping for postal worker strike which I support cos they do a thankless job)

Colonel Angus
"Hydratin' For Satan" Round Sticker

Can't wait to give this to my friend whose love language is soup, she will love it!

Elizabeth
“Become Soup” Vinyl Sticker

It's like this shirt was designed just for me and my bestie, as we are silly circus folk.

Elizabeth
"Silliness Above All" Unisex t-shirt