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"Stop Looking At My Tiny Town" eBook Edition

"Stop Looking At My Tiny Town" eBook Edition

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Stop Looking at My Tiny Town is my first ever book. It began as a small, gentle meme, with an innocent 3-4 pictures, and (through a series of violent and awkward identity crises) evolved into a 64-page book. I don't know if you count the cover when you are counting pages, but I did. It's 62 if you don't count the cover, but I think this is the kind of substantial cover which should impact the page count.

As you move through the book's pages, you'll receive information which will stimulate thoughts and feelings and eventually create an idea/picture in your mind about a very bad and horrible town. The book doesn't really have a linear narrative structure which creates a sense of catharsis as your expectations and desires are rhythmically massaged toward resolution. It is more of just a single joke repeated over and over for just a little too long. But I think you'll like it anyway. There are pictures. And townsfolk. Not too many. Just the right amount of townsfolk.

This is the eBook edition, which doesn't have physical pages, but still creates the same mind-idea/picture as you absorb the information from the digital pages.

The PDF version is sized for iPads, although they're all kind of an awkward, square aspect ratio that won't fill your whole screen. It's for the best, really. A gorgeous fullscreen experience would just distract you from how bad the town is.

Also, I should mention, you are NOT ALLOWED to look at this book.

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