Arcane Bullshit
"SHRINP SHIRT" Unisex t-shirt
"SHRINP SHIRT" Unisex t-shirt
Heads up! This is a print-on-demand item, so it may ship separately from other items in your order. We also cannot offer returns or exchanges, so make sure you check the size guide below!
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Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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...because I have a fuckin' amazing pink shirt that makes me feel fearless, sexy, smart, witty, dangerous, and birdlike.
There are so many shrinp shirts on the market, but this is by far the safest and most reliable of all, while still being very aesthetic in both visual and tactile aspects.
I love the t-shirt! It’s nice and soft, mid-weight fabric, print is clear and as advertised. Unfortunately it’s not for me so I’ll have to wait and see what the recipient thinks at Christmas.
My roommate has a shrinp tattoo and but she needs many more shinps on her body for protection, hope this helps.