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Arcane Bullshit

"The Riverbank" Deluxe Unisex Long-Sleeved Tee

"The Riverbank" Deluxe Unisex Long-Sleeved Tee

Regular price $69.00 NZD
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When it comes to investments, I always say "keep it liquid." I don't know why I say that. I don't know what that means. I always just put my money in the river. At least then you know where it's going. It's going on a fun little river ride.

This is a GORGEOUS limited-edition long-sleeved tee, printed on the front, back, and BOTH sleeves in green and black on a light blue 100% cotton shirt! It's screen-printed with water-based inks, so it's super soft to the touch. There are SO MANY details and none of them are coherent or necessary!


Product specs:

  • Two-colour design, with sleeve and back print
  • 100% cotton Gildan 2400 Ultra Cotton shirt, screen-printed locally in Toronto, Canada
  • Water-based ink
  • Sizes are unisex (see sizing guide here) and LIMITED

Please check the SIZING GUIDE prior to ordering, because sizes are very limited so  exchanges may not be possible.

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Zed
Such a great shirt!

I saw the riverbank shirt months ago and have been dreaming of it ever since and finally went for it. It's amazing. My one quibble is I ordered an XL for a nice oversized fit, and the designs, particularly on the sleeves, look a little awkwardly small/cropped. It would be nice if they could scale up for the larger sizes, but I imagine that would be really tricky to do. Anyway, that's a small quibble, and I love the shirt!! Off to find a turtle to give all my money to (but then how will I buy more Arcane Bullshit??).

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May R
Comfy and Fun

It's a great shirt. I love that there's a unique design on the front vs back and on both sleeves.

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H.
It's everything I've ever been trying to say on one shirt

I grew up in the swamp, I'm one of them. I like my shirt so much I'm getting one For My Father, a biology professor who may have already lost his money at the riverbank.