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"Horrible Disgusting Goblin Club" Youth Short Sleeve T-Shirt

"Horrible Disgusting Goblin Club" Youth Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Heads up! This is a print-on-demand item, so it may ship separately from other items in your order. We also cannot offer returns or exchanges, so make sure you check the size guide below!

Regular price $38.00 NZD
Regular price Sale price $38.00 NZD
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Horrible Disgusting Goblin Club is a reputable organization, and rules must be obeyed. This is the version for YOUTHS or other goblin-sized bodies.

• Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001Y tees
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, Guatemala, or Honduras

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 15 ¼ 20 ⅞
M 16 ¼ 22 ⅛
L 17 ¼ 23 ⅜
XL 18 ¼ 24 ⅜

SHIPPING

We ship worldwide. Please allow up to 8 business days for your order to be processed and shipped. For more info, please see our Shipping Policy.

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BEPPO
BOUGHT SHIRT, WEAR SHIRT, LIFE IS RUINED

BEPPO BOUGHT THIS GOBLIN SHIRT. BEPPO HAD FOUND SOME GOLD IN THE DIRT AND DID A PREORDER (BEPPO NEVER DOES PREORDER, BEPPO IS AFRAID OF COMMITMENT) AND SENT GOLD THROUGH THE INTERNET TO BUY SHIRT. SHIRT ARRIVED AFTER TWO DAYS OF RELEASE AND BEPPO HAS WORN IT EVER SINCE. BEPPO SMELLS AWFUL, SHIRT IS NOW FILTHY, BUT PRINT IS STILL GOOD. OTHER GOBLINS ARE JEALOUS, MAKE FUN OF SMELLY BEPPO. IT IS TOO DARK IN BEPPO'S CAVE. THEY CANNOT READ SHIRT, DON'T KNOW HOW FUNNY IT IS. BEPPO CANNOT READ SHIRT EITHER, IT IS TOO DARK IN HERE, BUT BEPPO IS ASSURED THAT IT IS GREAT DUE TO OTHER GOBLINS' ENVY. BEPPO WILL MAKE SHIRT EVEN FILTHIER TO SHOW THEM ALL. SOON SHIRT WILL GLOW WITH BEPPO'S STENCH, AND ALL SHALL ENJOY THIS FUNNY SHIRT THAT BEPPO BOUGHT!!