
Shitty nonsense for nonserious people.
Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, or butlers.

STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN!
My first ever book is here. It is not good. Please buy, but don't look.
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Oracle Deck
The Arcane Bullshit Oracle Deck is a stack of thin paper mysteries!
Featured Bullshit
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"Ghoul Begone" Sticker Pack
3 reviewsRegular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per£0.00 GBPSale price £6.00 GBP -
"Sad Sack" Sticker Pack
Regular price £9.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per£0.00 GBPSale price £9.00 GBP -
"Centipede" Long-Sleeved t-shirt
13 reviewsRegular price £25.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per -
"Please Don't Kill Us Moon" Long-Sleeved t-shirt
9 reviewsRegular price £25.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per£0.00 GBPSale price £25.00 GBP -
"Ponder The Infinite" Patch
Regular price £5.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per£0.00 GBPSale price £5.00 GBP -
"Isopod" Long-Sleeved t-shirt
3 reviewsRegular price £25.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per -
"Computers" Unisex Camo Sweatshirt
3 reviewsRegular price £34.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per£0.00 GBPSale price £34.00 GBP -
"The Riverbank" Deluxe Unisex Long-Sleeved Tee
3 reviewsRegular price £31.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per
Let customers speak for us
from 315 reviewsthe little centipede on the underside of the brim of the hat really makes me feel like I have a buddy
Beautiful patches, no problems sewing them on! They look great
I GOT A 4XL SO THAT I CAN WEAR THE MOON TEE LIKE A TEAPOT COZY WITH MY ARMS INSIDE. What can I say, the creeps creep away, backwards. What more? It's a high quality fabric with impeccable printing.
"Doing Tasks" poster
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This sticker about my love making ability makes me laugh every time I look at it.
Bought+several+tees+for+my+friends+and+myself%2C+and+the+quality+and+designs+have+all+been+great%21+Coming+back+for+more.+May+all+tees+be+Arcane+Bullshit+tees.+
All the imps I drew made me buy this sticker and honestly they were right
shipping protection-package got here safe and unbent
they don't want you to know about this foolproof method for avoiding traffic stops
This shirt says it all. I'll be at the hive if you need me.
Shirt was exactly as pictured. Great customer service too!
I got 5 prints, they're all heckin weird.
Love it
it’s perfect for wearing outside, i love it
I’m not sure if I have anything worthy of having this attached to it….
Possible options include:
- tuxedo
- commemorative Princess Diana tea towel. She was pretty squiggly.
- the inside of my opposite neighbours curtains, so that I might see it every morning.