"Feel Sad In a Canoe" Bumper Sticker

I've noticed that lots of people like to take canoes into nature, but of course we all know there is no escape from the crushing pressure of mortality. You can go wheeeeeeeee on a lake for a little bit and maybe see a loon, and that DOES help, but you're still getting clamped in the jaws of time.

These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl! They should endure all of your complicated and masterful vehicular maneuvers.