"Vast Global Conspiracy" bumper sticker

This 10" x 3" matte vinyl bumper sticker reads "SORRY I CUT YOU OFF! I AM MERELY A PAWN IN A VAST GLOBAL CONSPIRACY OF SOME KIND!" and isn't that true for all of us?

These stickers are screen-printed and highly durable! They should withstand all the rigours of your dangerous and mysterious vehicular ramblings.