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STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN!
My first ever book is here. It is not good. Please buy, but don't look.
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"Ornamental Gourds" Unisex t-shirt
Regular price $41.00 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per
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from 407 reviewsSuper high quality printing, designs, and presentation. Love both of the patches i ordered!
We are madly in love with shirt, have proposed, waiting for shirt to reply.
I’m not gonna lie, I looked at the tiny town….it was some amazing bullshit. Everyone should own this amazing bullshit.
"I received the Tiny Town book today as a surprise gift from me to myself. Giving this 5 stars even though I'm afraid to defy instructions and open all the packages that came with the book. The pieces I have been able to investigate through the cellophane have brought a part of me to life that I never before thought was funny.
I am weak for stickers, however, and opened that one. Now my laptop keyboard continuously reminds me that I too always have got the jazz cramps.
This may be the best thing drunk me has ever purchased for sober me. I hope to find out someday if this is true, when I have the courage to open up the rest of the packages despite the clear instructions not to do so. 100% would buy again even if I never actually find out what I paid for.
PS: I bought the "100% Committed to the Bit" tee for my friend last year. He did die while wearing it, but 5 stars for that anyway.
PS: I bought the "100% Committed to the Bit" tee for my friend last year. He did die while wearing it the first time, but 5 stars for that too anyway.
This bag is amazing and I will be ordering more as gifts for my most cherished friends.
obsessed with it. very comfortable and the design rules. we ball so hard
That's it. That's the review.
Without this shirt, I might be mistaken for an invertebrate. Now everybody knows that I have a skull, and I'm not afraid to use it!
I didn’t buy any shit - I just wanted to artificially pump up the customer happiness stars because I like the raccoon sticker.
Now everyone knows my house is haunted! But it's okay! Im now best friends with a skeleton!
I love this bag i can put anything in there! Even more bags!
This shipping protection protected my shipment and it didn't even need any weapons to do it!
My favourite radio station!
I am now banned from the crystal store but it was worth it
Good shirt