Tiny Town Flag

The Tiny Town Flag is FUCKING WEIRD. It just has the flag of New York, the flag of New Orleans, the word "flag," THREE hotdogs, then the town's crest, which was designed by a committee of hundreds of citizens and is utterly baffling.

This one must be a bootleg Tiny Town flag, because all of the flags made by the town have a very unpleasant odour.

This flag measures 150cm (59") x 90cm (35") and features two sturdy grommets for affixing it to your flagpole. Of course, you should not do that, because nobody should really be looking at this flag (as it is disgraceful).