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"They Would Never Dream of Doing Capitalism" Unisex t-shirt

"They Would Never Dream of Doing Capitalism" Unisex t-shirt

Heads up! This is a print-on-demand item, so it may ship separately from other items in your order. We also cannot offer returns or exchanges, so make sure you check the size guide below!

Regular price $34.00 AUD
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Did you know about Pill Millipedes? They look kind of like terrestrial isopods, but they're not. They're millipedes. Someone on the internet corrected me the other day.

Anyway, all they want to do is eat rotting leaves and curl into little balls. They don't want colour TVs. They don't want 18 different flavours of mayonnaise. They just want to live their roly poly lives.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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