Heads up! This is a print-on-demand item, so it may ship separately from other items in your order. We also cannot offer returns or exchanges, so make sure you check the size guide below!
"Mom said it's my turn to harness the universe's inherent disorder for neither good nor evil, just the absolute thrill of existing without boundaries or purpose!"
You don't need special permission to be an agent of unruliness, but if you would like permission, and you're ok to obtain it from a tshirt, here is the tshirt for you!
• Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 blanks
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
4XL
34
30
58-61
5XL
35
31
62-65
SHIPPING
We ship worldwide. Please allow up to 8 business days for your order to be processed and shipped. For more info, please see our Shipping Policy.
