"Fight This Thing With a Sword" Patch

Did you know that transformer towers look like they're standing still, but they're actually moving at an inperceptibly slow speed? Maybe you didn't know that because I just made it up. In any case, you should attack these things just for existing and also for looming ominously.

This handsome embroidered patch measures about 9 cm. It features an iron-on backing and comes packaged with a cute little card, for your safety and amusement.