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"Become Soup" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

"Become Soup" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Heads up! This is a print-on-demand item, so it may ship separately from other items in your order. We also cannot offer returns or exchanges, so make sure you check the size guide below!

Regular price $51.00 AUD
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It is healthy and appropriate to become soup. Throughout the ages, many have sought the formula to transmute flesh into broth. Sadly, it is impossible. The closest you can get is to wear this shirt.

• Printed on Bella+Canvas 3501 blanks
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛

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I wish

I wish that I could become soup, preferably puréed and served in a bread bowl.