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STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN!
My first ever book is FINALLY here. It is not good. Please buy, but don't look.
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from 266 reviewsI don't know how this Canadian filth is allowed in America. It made me want to put mayonnaise on everything. Or maybe that was just the tuna sandwich.
Put these stickers on my blank notebooks so they look dressed. Love these bullshit stickers!
Purchased for a lighthouse-loving friend. She immediately drove to the nearest lighthouse and cried. Best gift ever.
Finally everyone knows that I am just a pawn!!!! I still get honked at, though.
AAAAAAA I usually feel so much ANXIETYYYYYYYY
but not over this sticker
boy, do I love sticker
I frequently ponder how much I adore this sticker and its shiny qualities.
I was tasked with writing this review. But after this, no more tasks!!!!!
I love this sticker so much that I just keep thinking about how much I love this sticker so much
There is definitely some number of centipedes on this hat.
I love the t-shirt! It’s nice and soft, mid-weight fabric, print is clear and as advertised. Unfortunately it’s not for me so I’ll have to wait and see what the recipient thinks at Christmas.
Sufficiently sticky. I love the cursed bog.
I'm going rogue and leaving this UNVERIFIED review, since I did not actually purchase this item. However, there was a bit of a poster switch-a-roo (tis the season) and these critters were delivered to me instead of another poster. Evan is such a stand-up guy that he let me keep this piece as a bonus while my correct poster was dispatched. Now I have 5 new friends.
Absolutely stunning colors on this piece. Might have to have it appraised because I think it might be worth more than what I paid for it.... as soon as I saw it I knew I needed to have it for a kitchen decoration.
Bought this as a gift for someone who plays the swizzle peanut, Unit B-692 3200, and clatter pizza, among others. It was a hit. Mainly because I showed it to him beforehand as I amusedly read off more and more of the names and basically told him I was going to get it for him as a gift whether he wanted it or not....but still a hit.
Love this patch dearly. I am busy and also bad at sewing so it will probably take me forever to actually get it attached to anything (hence why there will be no attached picture with this review), but when I do, people of all religious and non-religious backgrounds better look out! Also, $6 for only 70 trilobites is a very fair price.
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