"Too Silly for Chillville, Too Sad for Clowntown" Unisex t-shirt

Heads up! This is a print-on-demand item, so it may ship separately from other items in your order. We also cannot offer returns or exchanges, so make sure you check the size guide below!

We all know in our hearts that Chillville/Clowntown is a false dichotomy. Each of us contains multitudes, so we should be allowed in both towns simultaneously, yet we are not. Most of us must find a third, secret town where we can be zany jesters who also brood.

• Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 blanks
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65