"They Wouldn't Dream of Doing Capitalism" Tote Bag

Isopods might not even dream at all, but if they do, it's probably about nutrient rich mulch or maybe conserving water while sheltering under leaf litter. They definitely don't dream about building a factory and exploiting workers. This is an excellent tote bag, which is both functional AND educational.

Product specs:

• TWO versions: Black ink on white cotton canvas, or white on black
• 26" black canvas straps
• Gusseted (flat) bottom, so these bad boys can hold A LOT!
• 20″W × 17.5″H × 7″D