PREORDER: "You Can't Outrun Death" Bumper Sticker

I think this one is funny because it sounds really hard and menacing, but it's also for slowpokes who are filled with fear. Everyone should be filled with fear, and this sticker might help.

These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl! They should endure all of your complicated and masterful vehicular maneuvers.

THIS IS A PREORDER item, which means it will ship once production is completed in August 2026. If your order contains other things, they will all ship together.